November 2012
79 posts
chaystar:
*mom on the phone talking to grandma*
Mom: here its your grandma she wants to talk to you
Me:
A few things to celebrate besides the president...
doctorwhoforlife:
ohirememberdoingthetimewarp:
The following are expected to pass tonight:
Colorado will legalize marijuana
Florida will not limit Obamacare in their state
Florida will continue public funds for abortion
Maine will allow same sex marriage
Maryland will allow same sex marriage
Massachusetts will allow medical marijuana
Minnesota will not ban same sex marriage
Washington...
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
colinthetrex:
jewbale:
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
clarksextresser:
forget obama and romney i think we all know who would do a better job
